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still enjoy an extra show and that's what we've got tonight it's pretty kids and it's gonna be fucking epic and I've got some shit that's gonna be insane to watch just you fucking wait people wait just you wait shit sounds very aggressive and tonight I'm sorry and tonight okay and tonight if we meet our goal that you see up on the screen there the goal is 357 the goal is 357 why would it be 350 sentence named after the hot sauce hoops us the 357 hot sauce for anyone who missed the origin of the hot sauce give them the background on it how did you get it so I went to this place in Seattle that has like the biggest collection of hot sauce in North America yeah I think it's North America it's huge though miles and miles this shit and I walked in and I was like do you guys have like a habanero or like dried reaper peppers or something we don't have any tri peppers like what's the hottest sauce you have they pointed me to a glass case this shit was behind a glass case sir there's the hottest sauce in the entire vlogging store they open up the glass case they got me the sauce I bought the sauce it's Mad Dog 357 was it over addition it was 20 bucks yeah well that's a lot for one I mean I can go to the qfc it's got a freaking bowling on it so you know it's real Oh on the disc Billy I hope it wasn't anything a sweet boy couldn't watch I have not cracked up and that just can't fuck with that disc trying to like that you have it yeah I'm trying to find like a throwaway computer I can help put it on in case there's some virus or illegal documents or something on it I don't know man I was gonna make Joe open it anyways this chicken parm this house is the Silver Edition the Silver Bullet edition of Mad Dogs so it's 750,000 Scoville units made from a six million Scoville unit pepper extract and that's hot it fucked me up and Ben said if we get to 357 all I'll do a we both will and I said I'll do one too yeah if you're gonna do it so you're gonna see both of us take a rip of this business and Marshall you're gonna eat a pepper yes I've decided to join in on the fun I'll eat two habanero peppers too and I will not have any milk for five minutes so I just got the whole suffer I guess and Hipmunk said he'd quit smoking cigarettes if we refer the rest of his life yeah said that like I'll take a sip of colon wink no no that's not what we agreed on yeah we thought you were gonna quit smoking cigarettes you said to be part of this you would quit smoking cigarettes Brother's suck Brett Kings cock mean quit smoking no oh my god really I guess you don't want to quit smoking we just got a call a break-in we can record the guy that makes the Billy quotes can someone make that as a pimp unquote and like make and make like a Photoshop of it I think the guy that makes the Billy Chloe's I think the guy that makes the Billy quotes thinks I hate him cuz I'll never like the quotes or retweet the quotes but I don't hate them dude if you reach me just acknowledge them yeah cuz they're bad this show on this show we say all kinds of stupid shit I need to make another the drunken peasants do satirical disclaimer who do consume I can be like oh yeah that was just a teracle when I said that fucked up shit everybody knows cuz that's the thing like oh it's just rinse whenever I say something outlandish natira call did you don't agree with I'm Bobby's son joking that was satiric if I say something you do it anyways I'm serious I love I love how you have that bulletproof vest of anything you say anything anything I say that you the audience you're I said if you're offended by what I say you don't really want to show it was a joke what I said if you agree what I said then that's selected and it's read some internet troll reddit shit – that's like the shit you see on reddit all the time it's either like what up when when you call someone out on the internet that's being fucking retarded they react one of two ways one is oh just joking man oh just joke okay man that's one or on memeing which is just joking it's like me just you just meaning but that the other one is like it's a fucking oh dude you're mad why you so mad man why you get mad one oh man look I could see you get mad by that huh why you so mad man well you mad why is that bro u mad bro amen you mad bro dude you're freaking out freaking out calm down dude you met it was a prank bro yeah yeah yeah it's fucking way just block you all together which that's happened you mad u mad bro shit man they'll say your triggers right yeah it's like okay so you can say according to you you can say whatever retarded shit you want and I just I can't respond to it because I'm either mad or I'm autistic because I didn't know you were just joking around let's say I am mad does that make my response any less valid yes would you get mad you're fucking chill broken weak human right that's why I never get mad ever oh come on the Internet bro would such emotional feelings too we have an insane troll or not a troll dude I'm waiting for the troll or autotrol segment where you just play the last ten minutes of what I was saying how's it going guys my name is herion AKA Steven and without helping this my father No let that sink in for a second this oh my god this is not real we can't vote on this until we watch it because he looked like von Elton could be his father that's question number was young enough for Van Helden to be his father right yeah okay but this is the thing right yes but it doesn't matter because von Elton probably has weak-ass genetics and he probably got his mom's genetics because one health ins are so weak oh I wish I could see you von helden before his face got all fucked up know that snub that von Hilton snub nose he's got 100 percent more teeth though which is kind of ya know that's a fun hell knows and we needs to made a photoshop at the age intensive intensity or whatever on it just give him her 30 years take some teeth out add some age lines some meth fuckin scars take away some of that hair gray it up a bit about six or seven years ago I was on YouTube and I saw my daddy on YouTube it's funny about those I haven't seen him since I was six years old when he abandoned me and I've kept this a secret for quite some time but when I and no one knows this this is videos first anyone's ever gonna hear about it and and anyone who knows me knows that I hate my own health reason is cuz he's my I don't think he's true what I think he's like I think he's not actually Vaughn Hilton's kid but he is he's a hundred percent serious he is so we can get that encyclopedia dramatica collection when won't help that's an heirloom he wants that Sophie family hand-me-down text bound encyclopedia dramatica I wonder if you really print it out encyclopedia dramatica into like alphabetized volumes how many books that were taken like how thick they would be I wonder if we were gonna see some desist order if we did that just put it up on like a bullshit shop let's fucking do it somebody do that for us which is but I've decided that I've come to a point in my life we're gonna put this out there you never saw a phantom on a webcam before 2006 that's the first time I saw him on YouTube but I saw my dad I meet you I decided to become a part of that community you know how's he gonna find it he was just watching YouTube one day and came across his dad we know the algorithms not that good this was about a while ago right okay but he stumbles across Vaughn Hilton guys who work together for 20 years then realized that they were father and son really Mississippi no I believe that 20 years they probably worked from home and didn't know cuz they're fuckin Michigan II truck drivers are some shit drunk drivers if they're from Michigan oh alright so troll or not a troll we take a final vote there's four of us trol throw I love this one though even though he doesn't want helping those all right I hope it's I hope it's real though like I hope it's not a troll I hope that he's really bitter and what ends up taking his dead out of the internet game he crushes him hey before we move on at all with the show I want to remind everyone we do have a patreon and we're doing a thing now where we do two private shows a month which doubles the value of the five dollar perk and if you get the ten dollar perk you get the two private shows you get a movie review you get a video vlog fuck what else do they get there's other shit too I think a foot rub or something no foot rub no no no okay you're gonna talk in live chats with us afterwards the the show sometimes right or is that yeah well yeah that's what oh yeah that's a patron perk yeah yeah because you get the post-show yeah that was what I forgot the potion house show $15 you get your name at the end of the show which we just updated today which I forgot to download so I'm gonna download that now glad we went through this you can custom one of my nine and legitimate children are you actually gonna say anything we really offer I from I figured that would be your job and I would add in the committee eventually someone's gonna be like what I didn't get what a Billy's illegitimate children what the fuck what the fuck man yes is there not a thing because I need clarification right right baby see you're confusing the people I want to feed that bit they never get sarcasm at all dude he doesn't understand it anyway you know not only do artists not understand sarcasm they don't understand it when someone is faking that they don't understand sarcasm interesting yeah i-i-i don't hang out with I never hung out with a lot of autistic people in real life right so I being online with them I kind of pick everything up but I don't really know like maybe I have hung out with autistic people in real life but it's easier to hide in real life that isn't like in in the beginning like when in in in in in the beginning when I went to watch the anime in the beginning I noticed a whole bunch of autistic people watching anime in the theater oh well there you go I could tell they were autistic but I can also tell that like maybe there are magic cards with it they read they read a little bit yeah and a little bit of a screech because the the translation from English to Japanese wasn't to their liking they they like their their subtitles rather than their dubs so there was some subtitles p.m. someone's at Billy's right I'm from Michigan and everyone here does have a DUI multiple in fact yeah I mean it's like that in Toledo – actually Toledo and maybe because maybe it's because of Borders Michigan is number one in Ohio for duis and like drunk driving incidents like crashes and yeah it's it's pretty crazy i I I'm trying to think if I've ever driven drunk I don't think I have I have and I haven't done it in like over 15 years but I did and actually it opened my eyes because there was one day I drove home drunk and I did not remember driving home and I woke up in my bed fully clothed with my shoes and everything on and I went outside to my car because I was actually about to be late for work that day and I go outside and I used to park my car out front in the street out front of my house and my car was like almost totally in my front yard yeah okay okay listen to this it gets better yeah the front right tire the front passenger side tire was totally shredded it was still on the rim but it was fucking shredded yeah okay okay ran over like a kid wearing armor you ran her over like a little armored child I inspected the car for blood first I would and that there was none but my friends basically told me that night I was leaving the bar and they tried to stop me and I was like fuck I love you I hate you and I just like walked away and like got in my car and drove off and I this parking lot had the like parking blocks in it in front of your car I drove over one of them and popped my tire and they just kept going and drove all the way home on a pop tire damn it wasn't that far but it was like so it was it was close enough where I could wrap up tire and nobody saw me you can drive home by a pop tire right you can drive a certain amount at a certain speed it depends on how big the hole is and how much air he's gonna drive just on the rim right like you can it's possible it won't fuck up the axle if you don't go too fast and too so like it was a combination of me you know realizing that I drove home at least a mile and didn't remember it at all and how fucking retarded I was in front of like people yeah and all of that combined I'm like I am if I'm going out drinking I I'm not even bringing my car there's not even that temptation there at all so I never even have to worry about it I never it like I plan ahead like if I'm leaving the house and drinking somewhere I am NOT my car is not gonna be available for me yeah fuck that's that's that scary Benjamin don't drink and drive someone said someone's quoting me with that that's not true drunk driving I didn't say that it's not funny it's fucking insane yeah Ben was at a time in his life where he didn't even realize the darkness in his blood and you know what happened he realized it he changed that's called growth that's a redemption story I I had a I was invited in and I had a beer at the bar oh damn and I didn't like having like five beers I know I never mixed it before like like that because I was on vicodin for like a ball or a busted knee right and I went to drive home after having one beer and I noticed I was buzzed and I had like less than a mile to get home but I felt Halla guilty even though I wasn't even drunk I just knew I had a buzz I was like fuck that's I would never do that ever I didn't know what I was already driving I like both oh I better get fucking home it wasn't that far local bar don't do that then I got high one time I drove high once now oh my god I was hanging out with this really cute girl and her brother and they always fucking did drugs and they were like do some weed with us Billy you know I was like okay and then I left and I was fucking stoned you know it was like this is not a good thing to do don't drive high either don't do anything don't drive while you don't even eat and drive okay if you guys do the drive-through and get a food from McDonald's don't hold that burger in your hand while you drive guys only play pokemon go and drive but math is okay os Walker gave us two pounds through a super chat said Richard Wagner is God I don't know who that is Richard Wagner yeah who's rich God oh he's God it's gone you guys I'm not sure that is either you can dock fuck'em George HW Bush is dead at 94 damn that was great Wow ya had to honor gh Doug stayed on key the entire time did I yeah that was an accident apologize for the interruption but we need to bring you some breaking news the 41st president of the United States George HW Bush has died I'm gonna bring in now CNN's Jay Meighan gell is he trying to look like look how red his eyes are either he was like smoking a doobie or he was crying that George Bush died jamie has a close relationship he's probably family has kept in touch with the former president both former presidents and their family Jamie what can you tell us so okay I just want to say the guy was in his mid 90s late 1994 94 midnight midnight was uh he was the most powerful man in the world for four years probably longer than that he was vice president under Ronald Reagan for eight years Ronald Reagan hold on huh he was the head of the CI yeah he was the director of the CIA before that I mean like and he was part of a wealthy and influential family even ever life great life so it's yeah I mean it's sad when someone loses their life but this is not a tragedy this guy lived the life this is like crying over Darth Vader dying he's not Darth Vader he's worse no we're not talking about george w bush trauma top of you ain't still not all families fucked if you these powerful families though I mean if you believe a modicum of the conspiracies all right which I do all right George HW Bush made it made either Ted Cruz's dad or Woody Harrelson's dad killed JFK all right no he made one of their daddies kill JFK all right that's right off the bat I don't buy it he married the fucking daughter granddaughter of Aleister Crowley I'm not I'm not sad he's gone anyway shut up I'm not I'm not sad that he's gone I didn't even know him but I mean and I'm saying dude had a really good life it's not a time of mourning really I mean his family can mourn him because they knew him on like a deep emotional level and his friends his family the people he worked with if he knew him and you liked him yeah that's cool people tried to me to him which I thought was ridiculous yeah I remember yeah so then he grabbed some chicks I asked for something yeah I guess he did it a few times he was in a wheelchair at the time too right that doesn't make it less of a problem no not less of a problem says more likely because your eyes are asked level all the time that doesn't make us kids got away with more versions in my high school because they were we journalists we called Bush 41 and I will read the statement it says Jeb neo Marvin door oh hey Croatoan George yeah look at him look at him it's almost like they had him like there to spray him in the eyes to like make him look like he had been crying that George Bush died and he's like you don't it's like I you know I found out George Bush died I'm like oh another president is dead whatever yeah like I it wasn't like I'll tell you what if we had I mean like if the president was murdered while he was president it would be a difference story but a president has a wonderful life and then dies of old age what what the fuck am I supposed to think really it was almost a hundred years old I think yeah yeah the guy had you guest starred on The Simpsons alright that's pretty much let's see was that actually him pretty sure was actually him yeah maybe I maybe I 94 you kind of expect any time he was in the news I saw he was in the hospital I hope this is it I'm just saying once you guest star on The Simpsons it's pretty much the highest honor you can be bestowed upon in America don't believe it was him but let me say Bret Hart was a guest on The Simpsons Michael Jackson was a guest on The Simpsons it wasn't him was it him nope fuck you sure don't think it was you sure yeah it's the same guy that does Principal Skinner and shit like that and that's what I had thought I'm like it sounded like Principal Skinner wow dude I believed you Billy it's okay but it's not sure if after 94 remarkable years nobody never heard a voice on the surface died George HW Bush was a man of the highest character and the best that a son or daughter could ask for the entire family's very very great bird for forty one's life and love the compassion of those who have cared and prayed for Dad and for the condolences of our friends and fellow citizens and you know I just as I read it to you just now is actually the first time I've read it because we just got the statement and I have to say that what is striking is this is obviously one president talking about but it's a very personal is clearly a son talking about his father Don okay at least they got something here they cued it up is it a Don Lemon reading his fucking retarded ass papers on his desk one day paper like their desk should just have like a tablet in it just like or a teleprompter yeah yeah yeah Barbara had just died earlier this year and like that it's shown a lot that as couples that are together for like you know yep generations usually when one of them dies the other one is dies not two also because they've been together for generations so they're both in their fucking 90s most likely but usually it's like within the same year or so his wife died months before he did yeah it happened so much that he was also 94 this is a it happens like even in with people in their 70s and 80 is like the human body can actually give up the will to live right yeah it's not even as you can stress is a big part of it but he ended by saying that it was his humility and his decency that reflected the very best of the American that's when he was all like invalid and she might punch him in the face man no no no he'll is like paralyzed he got Parkinson's I think he had Marcus J Ross has Bell's palsy Bell's palsy yes he's got a big mouthful of cha break his nose what you don't push it a baggage she give him like sunscreen or something I think this was at the college football championship game or something here looking at these pictures it's actually not even a Super Bowl I don't remember it's relieving that he died these last few years have been hard on him yeah I mean sleeeeep it was up to him wheeling his ass around everywhere I'll tell you what that that is that's one cool thing about Washington but you can't say I'm too old I want to die you have to like have you have to like have a painful illness that's killing you and you're gonna die anyway actually like they'll they'll send you home with like if you have like terminal cancer they'll send you home with a bottle of pills and if you take them all like when they tell you to take them you'll die like you'll fall asleep and then you'll die like within an hour they have like a like a euthanasia law here where you could do that under certain circumstances they'll like let you humanely die the same way you would with them that was illegal in any state yes yep they have it here yeah here in Washington we legalized it the same day we legalize marijuana and gay marriage yeah if you can't fuck who you want or smoke what you want you can fucking kill yourself because you have to die it's like wonderful yeah it has that right or maybe no there's a few there's a few that have it I I watched a story of a woman and she had terminal brain cancer yeah and when she finally got to the point where her memory was starting to go away and some of her motor function was starting to go away they gave her a bottle of pills and she got to die at home at home in her own bed on her own the controversy over that I even made a video about it I think that like what why is it we all agree like when a dog is is like can't even walk or is blind as cancer the best thing for it cuz you care about it is to let it die instead of letting it wither away so why do we look at the animals we care about with the same attitude but but if it's their choice to I mean if they're the ones choosing to do it who's what gives us the right to say you can't do it they also do shit we're like if someone is brain-dead but they're like body is still alive and they have like a feeding tube the way they kill them like remove their feeding to them and let them like die of to hunger which is crazy I'm like just give them a lethal injection or something like I mean like we're more merciful to a prisoner in prison like someone with brain damage I'm sure they still feel pain somehow you know like just because they're not like smart like they were before because they're like a vegetable I'm sure it starts to die of starvation why not just I would yeah I was in a room of my ex-girlfriends mother when they pulled the tubes off of her and I literally sit there and watch the woman choke to death yeah yeah give them a lethal injection like just kill them I'll bullet in the head would be better than just like suffocating I would ask for it I look you guys just fucking shoot me like don't pull my fucking – about G right right my dad always told me if that came down to it I'd have to kill him you go to prison no I wouldn't I'd make it look like I fell on him I love Billy's yeah fat people get away with yeah there's not a camera okay tripped and fell on my dad and I cry doesn't understand sarcasm it okay what there's if there's a will there's a way to kill your dad okay they're all there you can always get away with President Trump and the Saudi Crown to exchange pleasantries at the g20 selling roll out the red carpet there should be like half-naked ladies throwing rose petals at his feet that would actually discuss any awesome [Applause] there in Brazil yeah is that the president of Brazil right there sorry Crown Prince Oh why are they in Brazil probably a summit in Brazil so I think Putin's there too that is not the Saudi Crown Prince right there by the way he's a young guys Oh young I saw a picture with him talking with Putin Trump was in the background like what's going on that guy's air is the shadow to be keep your distance you know I said Brazil it's Argentina sorry no Saturdays yeah yeah Argentina sorry they have similar steak houses right no mistake no no it's different it's different because of the chimichurri that's the only thing that's different right they both love their kind of their meat everyone in the chat is correcting me yes you're right you're right I was wrong I've admitted it it's Argentina somebody somebody get Tim pool back on here to fact-check this table here to tell me why have you seen this video stand by we'll play it for you look at background was he the two cool guys have fun I was invited to this where's my good guys they're like sorry Trump you have tiny weird arm Trump we're riches fuck you only got 1 billion dollars loser petty ass single-digit billionaire yeah yeah that's what they're doing [Applause] there was that cooler dudes bro those guys are buddies yeah they have probably ran a train on a fucking concubine I think on all Trump got was pissed no yeah Trump got a little pieces alone these guys were like blowing out Megan Fox they had a bag of jewels dumped on Megan Fox's body as they were just defiling dose and Darth Vader meeting he's like 30 something like yeah early to mid-thirties yeah it's video standby we'll play it for you that was a cool handshake got the happy face I do you never see Trump that happy do you I've never seen Putin smile them that's a happy poot how many like how many times have these guys hung out how great how great what a buddy comedy like The Hangover be with Donald Trump the Sheik and Kim Jong Donald Trump would be the zach galifianakis character yeah he'd have a fucking baby strapped did he ever sing children with the missing immigrant babies they they lost strapped to his chest the whole movie now he's nothing like if their buddy was missing in the hangover they could just like by all of the skyscrapers and be like which one my buddy on yeah yeah so what happens I don't know he's in the skyscraper nobody knew he was almost ages I buy like the entire strip right but what if these down the strip what if he's what if you got kidnapped what are these on Fremont Street as it is chilling both men accused of murdering journalists of their policies [Applause] with cameras around us should we call the DA to take our picture fuck you're dead easy chose the background like poor children i tortured above the press once I stopped at a constant job can I hang out with you guys I love how what one of CNN's like main reporters has like the perfect Nazi name Blitzer Wolf Blitzer yeah that he runs the death camps man yeah is that his birth yeah it really is that is his birth name wolf Isaac Blitzer Isaac is a german name too he was born in Germany actually he is German so Hermann the German Wolf Blitzer he's Jewish too interesting yep he 20 summit and wolf just beginning with the the smile and the high five between these two when you first saw that what did you think wasn't technically a high well it was very different Brooke from everyone else almost all the other leaders that were very cool to Mohammed bin Salman the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia they didn't necessarily walk away from him they didn't completely ignore him by any means but there were no high fives like gods good shit nuts you guys okay like I said over here who do I gotta sit at the cool kids table I call they put them right next to each other to like how did this happen that these two ended up okay how happy they are I know it's not it's not how did this happen like he's got questioners are riches for the fuck have they done together by no floors that's what I want to know it's a tremendous amount of power too and you know Russia supplies petroleum to a lot of other countries yeah yeah be rough watch live here is a little something for you sweet boys and can Billy say I'm a pretty bird moaning Lisa you're a very pretty bird thank you so much we're almost halfway there to our goal let's remind them what the goal is if we hit the 357 mark tonight we already got a bonus show so that's taken care of but tonight we hit that Ben and I are gonna go fucking buck wild on this mad dog 57 6 million Scoville unit pepper extract male 1 don't say you do sex my lamps carvalho that's 750,000 Scoville unit sauce with the silver bullets silver so 357 normally is 357,000 Scoville units this is the silver edition it's over double that and it will burn you bow we're gonna do a marginal Manson we'll be eating two habanero peppers habanero while we do the hot sand pit monk is gonna quit smoking cigarettes and saw the recipe life yeah for the rest of his life no more cigarettes I didn't I didn't catch that yeah we were there Marshall right you were there when pimp monk just during the Skype call one pimp said I'm gonna stay he said this is exactly I'll play then hit the recording real quick all right now guys guys I'm gonna chime back out of this live on the show but I swear to God I will quit smoking cigarettes if we meet tonight I ended it okay okay yeah that was that was you pimp that was from earlier we didn't have two pimps on the same recording yeah how do you do that miles along the lines of what we saw with President Putin and the Saudi Crown Prince they clearly were very happy to see each other they probably are having some substantive discussion yeah as well the the question still remains huh I didn't know I didn't know these guys were buddies like this that's interest like I know that they're pretty much ruthless killers right I know that I know that they've probably they've probably done worse shit than George HW Bush did at the head of the CIA they probably did worse shit than him even but do you realize Vladimir Putin was in the KGB yeah that's that's a Russian CIA if you want to call it that it basically is right or is the Russian FBI or the Russian CIA uh it's more CIA I don't know if it's CIA or FBI I think it was more internal but and then and then you look at them have fun like this and you can't help but humanize them I would have party with these guys it would be one hell of a fucking party it'd be like on a fucking like cruise ship that these two guys own like sailing somewhere in like the who knows the Baltics naked ladies everywhere cocaine everywhere legend what there vape pens do it's like it doesn't have a pen Stern into like transformers they probably got like actual phasers from Star Trek the tasers they's their own nipple yeah how much more of those the President of the United States how much more time will he hear he have with the Saudi Crown Prince on the sidelines Wow nice you can enjoy this so much they are in love look at them let me tell you about my best put on those lines but it was pretty extraordinary to see that very warm robust exchange between the Saudi leader and the Russian leader the Iron Sheik all over again remember when Iron Sheik and Nikolai Volkoff for tag team champs all over again though there's a difference though Iron Sheik is not the same as Saudi Arabia Saudi uh Iron Sheik is from Iran it's it's totally different oh shut up before you talk hold on all right I'm just like be like serious about it Saudis are Sunni and and Iran is Shia that's the big difference anyway anyway make a joke it's not a joke I was saying it's not because they're brown it's because they were similar headgear that we group them together iron sheiks was different it's similar no no I mean it's similar no this one looks like a fucking tablecloth at a country picnic the iron sheiks looks like a fucking uh polish wedding dress it's similar though as a video of them being brown it's just they're similar heads curves its headscarf racist I feel like that might be round but it's not we don't want them together because they're brown we lump them together because they wear basically what I'm wearing I mean it was round it was it was similar oh I agree it was similar yeah yeah I'll agree I'll agree it was sex the only reason we looped them together they're both sheiks right no no he's not a she cuz the crown prince Oh and Trump's as it's been described Billy is racist as fuk I agree Phil pleasantries with the Saudi Crown Prince is there at all potential you know optics nightmare for for any world leader there how all towelheads are the same Billy 2018 either the world leaders handling this what a racist piece of shit nope I'm gonna I'm gonna one of these days Billy's gonna have a show and I'm gonna let all the sjw's in town know there's a a sexist homophobic own performing here and he's gonna show up there should be like a bunch of people holding up signs like reg I tried that with Ronald McDonald that's literally what we were trying to do was not with signs I really just wrote the worst song MacFarlane can do that shit it totally didn't happen that we don't know anybody protests assistant some more than than others they all like like like president we couldn't come to an agreement Ronald McDonald is a disgustingly unprofessional human being I can't handle you know dealing with him changing things around and everything disgusting yeah he's gross would you say it maintains they all have various degrees of strategic cooperation economic ties military is that him talking to Zuckerberg is that Zuckerberg is it sucks I like the Saudis unless never had very very angry oh no no no that's more cool yeah that isn't that the guy from France the the president audience for the murder of Jamaal Khashoggi my cold and that's that's being underscored here at this g20 summit we'll see yeah yeah this is g20 so it's all world leaders it's it's the world leaders of the top 20 like GDP econ how it unfolds over the next few hours you may be here later tonight tomorrow there's going to be all sorts of with them anticipate the quality of this video is so shitty it's like hard to even that even let's be from weekends a news conference when all is said and done here in Buenos Aires but it's been an awkward moment to put it mildly sources tell CNN that president Trump is quote-unquote spooked and completely distracted by all these growing headlines we've been covering this week Robert Muller what happened with the plea deal with with his former fixer Michael Cohen what while he's there in Argentina we know he canceled that meeting that was scheduled to happen with Vladimir Putin is he being more transparent about this and why yeah it's interesting how all these world leaders are such buddies of this guy who like literally just murdered a journalist who was critical of him how many of these people have probably done that like Trump's probably done some shit like oh well Acosta will be dead then right or not directly but like a life is a life right like he's drone strike he says the reason he's not gonna meet with Putin is because the shit that Russia polled in Ukraine recently but I think it's the other reason because they it's come out the thing we're gonna build a Trump Tower Moscow and Putin was gonna get the penthouse at the top of the skyscraper they were to build basically the tallest building in Moscow yeah and it was gonna be Trump Tower Moscow with a 50 million dollar penthouse just 450 for free for free for Putin it was it was it was advertisement basically is how they said it if he had a to oust the top people would want to stay there because they know that's where Putin stays yep 50 million Putin Palace and it's weird though to think like if you're a powerful world leader like Putin you think the top of a skyscraper would be the place where you're the least safe right well I think he might wouldn't be there that often it would just be his place and they would probably become the presidential suite and when they knew he wouldn't be there they'd probably rent it out so I would think well I would think that skyscraper is like open to terrorism so easily like I how much terrorism goes on in Russia I feel like Russia is pretty gritty when it gets to the base level of people the people they got the people throwing themselves in front of cars so everybody has to have a dashcam so they don't don't have to pay on so it says that penthouse was in the last two years at most okay so he got a dude a two-year leave I've had plenty places where I've lived where I lived there for two years and then found another place but then the pass becomes the presidential suite right or whatever the equivalent is I mean he could have renewed it you're not gonna let flat amir putin live in a place for two years and be like oh no gotta leave now who's gonna tell vladimir putin to leave but building where he's been living for two years but let's get built and then the president stays in them and they have the presidential suite for like decades afterwards right it's it's just part of like built actually okay yeah i I stayed at a hotel in Toronto where the Queen would stay yeah but they would give her like a whole floor yeah that's what Hooton had was a whole floor and that would become that would become the the Putin floor level the the presidential Putin fucking suite and they would they would rent it off to people in the future they would come in maybe that this crown Saudi prince wants to come in and have a weekend there he stays in palsy every time you get piles on him and anytime you get a perfect fucking stranger are you suggesting that Donald Trump out canceling the meeting because he didn't want to have to nut up and tell Putin that he doesn't have a palace for him he's ducking him because if you ain't Putin's gonna collect on that penthouse and Russia but you know it happened a half an hour or so not not very long after the president yeah yeah you know no goodbyes wolf blitzer beautiful you thought I start this is the dock yet so uh China Chinese scientists are claiming that they have created genetically modified humans the first ever uh which I I don't believe I believe a feud is this a troll no no no no I believe that they've done it but I believe they're the first is what I'm saying because even I mean like even North Korea like there we've discovered cloning technology we've cloned other mammals before we can clone people people can be cloned we can create we've made human-animal hybrids that haven't gotten past like the embryonic stage like they have to be destroyed legally after a certain amount of time so like we've done all kinds of genetic fucking with people like it wasn't her a girl that has three parents technically because some shit they did yeah I just want to how beautiful this is look at China just like a couple decades ago they were killing the baby girl I say don't destroy them like let the highways killing the baby girls because they wanted sons to be born now they're making artificial baby girls I mean cause it's very disturbing it's inappropriate oh this is huge who says he genetically edited human embryos not just for research but for implantation leading to the world's first birth sub genetically altered humans baby girls born in China from embryos designed to be resistant to HIV Wow you know that's amazing though I I don't think that's crazy why not why not make us genetically resistant over time like you you you create these people that are genetically resistant to it and put them out into the population eventually when the warrant that way ban me were created as I'll fuck that but and they won't even argue that in China in China they wouldn't argue the God argument at all mr. evolution this is how x-men starts – right here I see the case mutants are feeling it's a I feel problem actually the tool used by the CRISPR is found in labs around the world it give us the the precise way of cutting the gene or putting a little piece of DNA it's often used by researchers trying to treat incurable diseases the medicine itself is very easy you can use it everywhere you can use it now leaders in the field of gene editing have collectively agreed it's too early to implant edited embryos in humans because of the risks the unknowns and the ethical questions about altering humankind don't do you more sorry though William robot is yeah what it's like eventually they can edit a living human DNA and make people superhuman like or like even athletes you know or zombies like let's say let's say I wanted to be a badass motherfucker and I'm like hey give me some Muhammad Ali DNA well their time now download they're gonna download like Muhammad all these fighting techniques into your mind right while you sleep it's not just that the like ok you can have all of the knowledge of Muhammad Ali but if you don't have his physical attributes you could never Muhammad Ali was a mixture of intellect and physicality you need both to be Muhammad Ali right yeah I mean it's true we could do what Muhammad Ali did I just changed your name to Muhammad Ali yeah that's not trumps clone is it Stanford in the months before the news broke dr. hood consulted with him every time we met together we would talk about the seriousness of the issues and in a sort of stepwise way professor william earl by the pearl when I heard there were live born children from it I thought oh my god jumped ahead girl but knew nothing of the plans to implant edited to human embryos dr. hood studied at Stanford as a postdoctoral fellow where he worked with leading researchers Hurlbut describes him as smart but perhaps too trusting of his own wisdom that girls an experience that's a fucking close I've seen ex machina like you're watching a news story about clones so now you're suspecting that people in the story are not suspecting I'm calling it dude I'm calling it right now she's either a clone or a robot community whose research has been shut down by Chinese authorities it's also raised questions about whether there will be a rash of new regulations to stymie scientific development or our scientists can regulate themselves I love that little machine and its job is to like kind of stir things you just put a fucking on top it's doing like a like a hula but I think in this particular case the outcry from the commune is so huge that I think you'll slow things down whose work has already stoked fears about the future what it could look like how soon you could come whether it include I say go ahead and make a ton of HIV resistant people and let them live and eventually there will be natural human resistance to the HIV virus why is that a bad thing what if they also have for their different types of cancers and shit like there's all kinds of shows yes I'm fine with that I don't think that's weird is so then wants more aids babies is what you're saying HIV babies well aids babies no what I'm saying is no there would be less aren't is this what these are those claw clone aids babies no no no it's people that have a genetic naturally genetic resistance to the virus that causes AIDS anti-aids babies yeah it's an immunity to dying of AIDS and and as as those people reproduce they you know do we treat them like regular people yes oh here why would you say no regular people know they're not in the back of the diner ride the back of God it's discussed what can they go to school with the rest of us no look you two get the fuck out of Mississippi dude it's rot in your brain I think it's rotting your legs too dude everything everything's about you actually now that's good to hear yeah this is just text me everything's froze I can't see nobody move let's go by sound oh my gosh oh is this happening right now no I still see you guys okay some guy made some babies that are immune to AIDS and they're gonna go and kill them you are not paying attention I am let me tell you what is happening okay what's going on in China yay have created babies yeah that are naturally resistant to HIV and what they want to do is create more babies that are naturally resistant to HIV yeah and put them into the population so that that trait yeah gets into the population yes so more people have no chance of getting the HIV virus yeah I caught that but then I thought somebody said or issue somebody said that they were gonna destroy the babies no because they're not supposed to have been made no Marshall said something about aha hype dude I just heard the babies where I get destroyed somewhere I'm trying to figure out if that's what they're gonna do or not you're not paying attention you're playing Pokemon no Shimon no because because Churchill said that they're creating like hybrid species and they've been destroying that before it becomes anything right that's what you say yes okay human-animal hybrids have to be destroyed and up a Snorlax No Snorlax everywhere design I would have screamed about of Snorlax school founded labs around the world could one day make them Alexandra field CNN Hong Kong hours are filled CNN Hong Kong Marriott says the hackers were inside the Starwood Hotel depth yet so if you've stayed at a Marriott which includes several hotels courtyard of the what is the Westin under there your shit has been more than likely leaked database for at least four years for getting back to 2014 Starwood Hotels includes Sheridan Westin the W and a host of other brands 500 million customers personal information stolen names addresses do B's passport numbers email a little shit and in some cases encrypted or come from a these are high-class hotels so been compromising Ike yep my baby hotel six my billionaire got me a $700 night hotel one night and it fucking sucked I do not like it they even have like they have like continental breakfast didn't have anything fucking they know they know kind of over throughout the high-class hotels they'll give you free breakfast let me guess pay yeah they're like oh this guy's got money here space 70 fucking bucks with some eggs benedict it is it's pretty sweet information where you go for work where you vacation and all types of information Marriott which owns the Starwood chain says it was alerted to a hack in September but only recently determined the Starwood reservation database targeted Marriott has a separate reservation database is this pizza yep she she's like I'm gonna go check right now and see if my ad the Holiday Inn was covered by this it looks like Courtney Love dude all the information these these companies collect you know eventually it's gonna get stolen Marriott CEO apologizing saying we're doing everything we can to support our guests and using like nobody's fuckin safe with the hackers ready they can pretty much get into anything they fucking want to well it's not nobody's safe is this cybersecurity was very low like I know a lot of hackers and usually what they do to get into shit is just call human on the fucking phone and convinced them there's something that they're not and the human fucking gives up some information they shouldn't have it really comes down to social engineering most of the time better moving forward Marriott is offering internet monitoring for affected customers while experts advise given you gotta have exams they want to get into shit they're getting into it we'll try right do it I mean look motherfuckers break into the FBI fucking computers man I mean if the hackers get really really really good hackers can do whatever the fuck they want these days oh is it a squirrel you have been yes well NBC News Bethesda Maryland stacking out I still would fall out I'm still fall out 76 was terrible I'll sue those motherfuckers over here this is scary man buh-buh-buh okay nah actually I want to play a different one actually that's one I'm gonna play next here's the next one good long cut is the Christmas blackface it attacks your nervous system gangsters and hoodrats growth stunting mentality this is fuckin art the hood is great afraid yeah okay this isn't funny anymore I think this up in here hey guys Gayle is a performance artist baby baby shake that good next tell me what this is Cringer a she's in she's in blackface wrapping cutting out credit cards is it blackface I think this is black me I think it's counts as blackface I don't even know dude this is this is some next-level performance art and I'm I'm not cultured enough to get it I could do anything I could go like step on a pickle outside Millie this is performance art you just don't get it what's the change satanic he's getting his system off of her name was holding her down oh my god she duct tape over all the numbers so nobody steals her credit cards how many fucking cars does she have they're probably all maxed out Oh ball park got a lot of cards just take some money spend money no money look she's singing along with the rap that's like that's that's next level this is so fucking weird dude come on help me throw it up how do you know it's her that's Gail rapping over the oven oh no we don't know who that is that you know that scale how do we know cuz you you make so many fucking assumptions how do we not you with this me right now no I'm not I'm here oh my god we not only know cuz nobody else but there was another woman no no uh-uh if you go back and you look at Gail's book that was narrated they had a woman narrator and it kind of sounds like her too and it wasn't gay no it wasn't Gail okay how's that dog doing Ben's voice oh well yeah I don't know what the fuck is going okay yeah Nick my dog pussy bitches oh it just got weird and it's always bringing up subliminally one pussy bitches why you always got to make things sexual Bend so I used to know this guy he was a bit of a hustler and he had like a baseball card book full of credit cards you know he collect your baseball cards in a binder he just had credit cards and he was going through the binder trying to pay off shit he's like he knew what card would pay off while she's lying face during this I'll redeem her if she eats all the fucking cut-up credit cards come on home and throw it up yeah at first I thought this was transformative art at its finest and then it turned into how do you know how do you know turning why do you really know cuz I thought it was gay why do you know how it was Gayle how do you know this was Gayle it could have been a clone yes this is an actual african-american person this is I'm gonna go and even say this may be a little racist I dude I've been saying it I saw it I saw mouth throwing and I don't know what you're talking about you fucking it's just your white guilt the next one's called Keanu Reeves raped how bland Amir Putin's wife dad died okay whatever let's just play it no no I love the old Gail video see here's the thing this is all old Gail shit guys we need the old Gail back I don't I don't know how we can do it videos a lot has happened since I last made an announcement video is about Laurie McBride's rape of brent Spiner oh she's before the movies not wearing a tinfoil hat I no longer need to wear this to foil how she wore a tinfoil hat for a year to block out all of dad so they think it's ridiculous so you don't actually well it is removing yeast toxin from my brain cells and the Jesuits were using that yeast toxin to help them to misdirect my brain cell conversations tomato station so that I would get distracted and not stay focused on what I needed to focus on so the the way to seroquel works is it um it flushes toxins out of the brain cells and because the toxins were remaining in my brain cells I basically had yeast of the brain which caused me to to forget things lose my concentration and I'm still dealing with the yeast toxins in my bloodstream I had such a serious yeast infection that Jesus had to do something drastic to help me and gave me Sarah Coyle he's choosing this method to heal me of my yeast infection we're using a human drug called seroquel which Jesus had to heal beyond my yeast infection so he gave me sorry for that I couldn't get over the yeast sistema she's so gross because yeast were camping out at my brain cells and Medicaid was not it didn't go inside the brain cells to deal with the yeast there and that's where they were surviving but Jesus has solved that problem by getting me on seroquel thank you Jesus Eric where where I was in the psychiatric hospital and heater and turned it around to to turn out to something good I was in the hospital is something good by the way we have a patron guest here I have it open so you could turn your camera on if you want security Mon otherwise you're just go is it yeah otherwise you'll be the blue rectangle instead the blue rectangle okay I didn't realize that was on my end oh yeah oh oh oh there it is I do it hey hello internet people what's up so you following along with a our good friend Gail here in her yeast infection that Jesus carried with a prescription of Sarah Coyle yeah good job Gail Jesus need to get me off of all my supplements because there were ingredients in those supplements that were like yeast fertilizer so he actually put me into that hospital to get me off of all of the supplements that I was taking and I was taking quite a few like multivitamins Co Q 10 stuff like that so Jesus has informed me that all of those supplements including the colloidal silver that I was taking we're all at hurting my yeast infection this was a this germ is a Jesuit invention and by desmos did is they created a germ oh okay security my lizard are with the make of this did you have your teeth like laser whitened or something your teeth are so fucking white me yes no they're just like duly big like I do it your teeth are so white they're like glowing like your teeth are like the brightest brightest fucking thing in the a mouthful of Tic Tacs no no no I mean like yeah you can have big teeth but they could be they can be all like you know they be stained and shit your teeth are so white they're like blinding me oh my god honestly it it must be just like tartar or something cuz I don't know it's like I brush my teeth like a normal person what's look but I know it seriously like I've seen people on camera and their teeth seem super white and I feel jealous I'm like man my teeth look like shit in the mirror but I think it's just the camera does that like white balance you have white matter now from Howard Stern feeds off its own toxins died in release that was East fertilizer 28 so every time I would take anything like and to kill it I was feeding the infection her vaginal yeast infection fection not even vaginal brain yeast that Christ cured her of with seroquel after she went to the fucking nuthouse and Jesus saved her in the nuthouse and turn it into a crazed by Jesuit will you kill the jerky on and it releases its toxins and then that helps it to grow there's only one way you have to flush the yeast and its toxins out of the body again if this yeast infection story doesn't end with somebody making bread I'm really not interested right your vaginal yeast just imagining how horrible she smells and it just makes me want to die just like as it smells as a general person just like you walk up to her you're like hi and she just smells bad I don't think so but because I have such a deep heavy is why she always and I got there because a family member of mine wrote a lying statement about me we just piss a lot which the judge should have never let go through but apparently the judge was tricked and this long statement I'll just read you some portions of it it says she's exposed herself on the internet which has attracted internet predators they think brent Spiner Vladimir Putin Matthew McConaughey are the internet predators crazy Don I am is it a webcam is it a mini DV it's got to be something from like the early 2000 this was an old there's probably a shot on my webcam yeah this is speaking of shit webcams Marshall one of these days for a moon Alice ever this has been a favorite Floyd that does what try to make it appear that those three web star drug three much the same group crazy girl calm is a Jesuit web site brent Spiner Vladimir Putin and the man I communicate with at Church of Gayle dot-com have nothing to do with that web site and the same for order of the Jesuits calm but because the Jesuits want to take down crazy Church of Gayle calm hey I got something for you Benny fifteen now or night shift oh shit Tana bitch here's money hey ton of it you want to see me cry tonight you know you've already contributed but you know hey you got a 67 percent of 2/3 of the way to the goal so thank you very much that was those awesome oh I was legit about to just say like if somebody donates 50 bucks I'll do a shot so just take the rest of that bottle to the face oh god if we finish the goal if we finish the goal everybody's gonna fuckin use up tonight if we hit that I'll tell you what if you if you guys hit the goal I'll chug this bottle for three points at five seven seconds alright and then Marshall will eat two habaneros and Punk's gonna give up smoking and forever and Ben and Billy are gonna eat some hot any milk either I'm just gonna down these waters and suffer yeah fuck milk have you in one of those spicy pickles oh dude yeah yeah yeah dude I've eaten okay I'll tell you what I've already in two jars of the regular one Wow yeah Ben bogarted all the Rayleigh's yeah no shit well thank you I appreciate that money – what they're really fresh like that – like the I'll tell you one difference between the spicy and the regulars the regulars have like like the the cucumbers still have more of like a fresh like crisp kind of bite to them and then the spicy ones are like the really like limp like pickle like like as you'd expect from local so I'll tell you what like I bought the cucumber's kinda at the end of the season when they were super cheap so it was like fifty nine cents per you know per cucumber yeah so you might get ones that might be a little bit softer and each jar contains at least one cucumber it's like one one to one and a half people one that was just a little bit softer you know what I'm saying I want to say something to the people that say olives are better than pickles I do love olives too like I'm the guy at Whole Foods at the salad bar like scooping up the olives and spent on of it I was in a Safeway one night and there was two home in the bathroom and always take it to such a dark and one the homeless people got another bathroom the homeless man walks by the olive bar and scoops up a huge handful of all olives and from olive bar dude I used to go to the grocery store with my mom all the time and she would get me like a little thing of olives from that Olive thing hold on before you go any far as someone said green eyes with black olives I go with green and purple olives and I don't come out of with black olives usually anyway go on with your story no that was pretty much it but like thank you for ruining my childhood almost there fuck you cherry tomatoes are actually I like I like cherry peppers pickled cherry peppers yeah like at the Brazilian were like you they always have them hanging out they're also got one 4 pin long is that you or is that someone else yeah that's my eye if someone donates another two dollars to hit that 24 I'll do another shot oh did that 25 because there was like 23 I think just came I just said hi billion million say hi back oh dear boy I said I don't believe it I'll tell you what a pimpy Pippi there's a good chance our our live show which is gonna be it's gonna be officially titled a dick Masterson road rage featuring Ben and Billy of the drunken peasants it could be been Billy and Pitt monk or the drunken peasants if you want to come and it's gonna be a live stage show in Seattle Washington people are welcome to come if they want we're actually gonna have it at like a huge venue we're gonna give Matt open eyes he's not showing he's invited though well I okay show me the DM were you send it to him and personally invite him then this is right now I'm fighting him right now we gotta get a date right figure out the date I don't want to just get hopes up monday bets my body you still miss just meal I don't know if I'd him he wouldn't he wouldn't even show up to to talk to dick on skype why would he show up in front of all live audience of hundreds if not thousands drink I really want to invite all of you got my private show for my my channel the Ben PI channel because I do one per month my private show for January will be at the dick show and today show everyone who's a five dollar patron of my patreon or above is going to get the dick show like us at the dick show I got drugged his fuck on the last – show it was Pippi's birthday well this time it'll know anybody long it in there but someone told me to drink pill tears then look this time it'll be live code oh by the way my morning morning show my birthday I'll talk about Matt he came back and everybody was drunk in my on my stream right and everybody just started telling what happened that came by pimp walk stream I didn't know brent spiner came by what it wanted Matt say nothing came in to wish me a happy but I want to be honest though he didn't block me he unfollowed me he didn't block yeah he unrolled my shed and I'll tell you what I defended that guy like I was fair about it though but I did defend him I said it's time to let it go you know it's time to stop crucifying this guy over everything he did and he unfriended me or unfollowed me because we had dick Masterson on and Digg Masterson killed like destroyed his ass so bad I'm on it you want to know a couple funny things like from a viewer perspective of the drunken peasants yes pretty much everybody who's kind of like falling out of favor for like you know a legitimate reason I guess a good example would be Jaclyn Glenn with like the plagiarism and Monday Mass with the whole with the whole other shit like the dick Masterson shit like I'm still subscribed to their channels but I don't watch their videos anymore because I'm just like how do i how do I like communicate with you like a new did you did make a jacket Lanza uh like a stuck-up bitch video well yeah but now that other people hate her pimp monks we had a personal issue because you made a public video about it right it wasn't totally personal though hold on hold on hold on hold on it wasn't fully personal because you made a public video and i actually apologize for making it public – I did I fucked up I do believe I fucked up in this situation I you see it it's like can you read that Pitman yeah you wanna you want to read that one pimp read it out loud for the record please oh god dude no it's lip dammit and clip now dammit I was mad for but you know we we made you know when she was cheated on that last time I was there for and everything so I mean she's my homegirl Sheree nobody would know who the fuck I was if it wasn't for Jack you were the rebound you bullied her and that's why you've got another strike from YouTube is you bullied her in there that's true – I did strike hello everyone and welcome to another edition of preaching to the choir no no this is new because use puffy paint the same shit my grandma used on her sweaters his puffy paint game has not gotten anybody before you start this can I say if anybody donates the next twenty three dollars for the next 13 dollars rather oh yes another shot alright I'm also kinda running out so if you want to hit that 357 I would say get there so I have something actually entertain you with this was also filmed on my way hello everyone and welcome to another edition of preaching to the choir ministries/departments atheist community I want to ask you a question a very serious question yes ask me g-man ask me something I think a lot of users are taking into serious consideration did you guys imagined that during the next presidential election a open atheist decides to run for office okay yeah okay an open atheist and open atheist Desai's run for office okay follow we had some good idea he or she has good ideas about okay changes that they want to make in the economy you know I actually I'm kind of surprised because g-man is actually politically liberal he actually a really yes yes even though he has these radical views about religion which they don't even line up with conservatism like no conservative is like pro-slavery these days you know what I mean like I wouldn't only this it deal in absolutes Ben but I would say like is he socially liberal or like economically economically lips oh I don't know about economically but socially in most cases he's liberal they have except for slavery sin ideas about what to do with the military canoes things that goes on outside of the country they have some good plans to reduce the deficit I mean giving you guys the benefit of the doubt you have a candidate that's willing shit I do a lot to change a lot of poems that we have in this country the thirteen I met he did it he did oh my god bang can you hear the hopefully this is enough to reach the goal there you go dragged fo wise I'm letting the puppy out that door before I yeah we gotta get the puppy out alright so let me let me do a uh we do a shot for the 23 is that is that how you talk to a veteran Jesus yes that is well thank you I appreciate that no he's a fuckin oh dude I'm my dad's a better two-time Vietnam vet I really thank him for me because he's been a lot through a lot more than I have but if you ever watch Vaughn Helton just ask him for his DD 214 I would JIT have mine right behind me oh yeah you're a bitch man he's definitely military service that's all we want to see is your dd-214 Vaughn I'll show mine yeah yeah you gotta have it I mean my dad has no mind if you show yours I just know that's what it was called but here's some papers it's just like I guess whiskey this it's called tin cup you know recommend it it's actually really sick booth Disick's home with a tin cup actually yeah yeah yeah King cause it's good my favorite whiskey will always be maker's mark and i'ma wait till the finale and like have it wait till everybody's ready and I know Millie today a whole Masterson hangout thing yeah keep me about the date because I had to you know fly on shit yeah man I'll take a fucking plane for you bitch good I hope you look for cheap flights my my friend planner trans actually train but you know planes take a plane later right like planes quicker but if you want to make like that cuz then I'm going to VidCon again next year I'm definitely thinking about taking the train just to make an adventure out of it so we're gonna fuckin sleeper a bit everything and if you if you don't if you got the time you just want to have a good time relax and stuff get you a sleeper on a train and you're fucking it's all it's very expensive right dude I did my first car ever was a 99 Cadillac DeVille with like 18 inch rims it was no but shit but that thing sailed down the road in Louisiana like a boat and I can just imagine it's getting that sleeper car and just yeah sailing down the road and sailing down the fucking tracks like my first car was a Cadillac Seville and that was it was the born this it was the same year I was born it was 83 and we would fuck my first car will I stole my first car stole over Walmart parking lot well you stole it out of a Walmart parking lot in my line my joking or is it true it's probably true it is true actually yeah are you are you fucking with me yes Marshall I never stole a car the Walmart part no you're lying you stole it was the Kmart I think I had a weird friend named scooter that would always steal cars and drive around in them I would never get his car with him but he would offer rides oh I'm the fuck no dude I never did still a car I don't have a criminal record that's I was a drug dealer day I was actually like fucking around my webcam for probably 10 or 15 minutes like man I need to get the right angle cuz I wanted to get my flag in the background everything then I look like shit and Marshall Manson comes like fuck dude I got to compete with this guy when I saw him title and he comes on with this web cam like a little porn yet looking like I had it in the first place there's a god damn to see my like I love this dude Marshall so much the marshals where is she working on a song hey kinda yeah you want to tell them what happened that song I started recording some shit I started actually doing the song and then I lost the song the lyrics and everything now I got to redo everything so yeah it will get done eventually it's gonna be amazing well I'm saying it was a real fucking rapper amongst me it's nothing like Billie shit of course it's just you know something you know I'm doing with him but yeah PicMonkey sounds a lot like it's a lot like Mike shit from the way you're talking about it I don't have anything to eat I'm just gonna slip it off my finger you're gonna do one of these post-its should I should I go at the same time around the post you should go at the same time mark I'm gonna do it right now okay all right I'm pouring the fucking hot sauce on to the tip of my finger there's a big glob of it go ahead Marshall go for it bro go pimp time me real quick oh holy – I'll go to four okay this purse I actually might puke on a habanero smoke this oh holy shit they're doing 357 hot sauce I'm not I'm not talking about that I'm talking about I'm marking I'm drinking pure dairy creamer right now this hurts man well Marshall might not be a hot suit guys I also my stomach this was done oh god you're gross you're gross whoo we're just like the forking podcast dude you're gonna have a pimp on you got a few bucks oh I don't because I have a stalker and I don't want to okay how could I get you a jar you follow me on Twitter anything oh dude I don't use Twitter I'll get with you dude I might go I have to break on my break don't get some milk this sound that Billy makes is really freaking me sorry hey Marshall Marshall you're swallowed up dude no it wouldn't be higher soupy capsaicin so you might want to go like dry as you have you've like gone too how do you guys are soon got tears in his fucking eyes Billy's just wiggling like he's having a fucking seat oh it hurts my throat really bad my throat my throat isn't like it burns it burns it burns real bad I think would appeal to oh my god it burns we'll say you know what he doesn't believe in God but he has some pretty good ideas what can it marshal like I'm legit worried dude you face is huge this is my face is fat no right on from like but like it while he's running like you too little Christians are supporting them because you know they prove they do appreciate it they're just dying right now you know change I see a lot of you know the problems that we're having in this economy people begin to come on YouTube Seattle in January I got a transmission you don't get milk fuck this maybe it's been five minutes or not yeah you're cool you're cool you're pouring it fucking hot sauce damn I thought it didn't bother me I know that was not that kind of shit still but yeah so this may be it may kill me by my tracks do it them I took way more this time than last time you're sweating dude see the sweat on the fucking camera dude look your hood off you all right yeah with it with it with that oh yeah air it out brah yeah sure like let's see some taco meat oh god don't call it taco meat don't worry Paco's for me forever please I actually made a chicken tacos grilled chicken tacos today I'm a – it's on a choco taco me cuz I all right walk so the final goal tonight is 50 bucks it's for the death shot and I will pour an unbelievably huge shot you got a shot to pour for every 25 dollars donated oh god dude everybody Oh every time I donate I have to use a new jiff camera do that's gross he doesn't drink isn't so much pain like been rub his back there was too much sweat coming off that man I knew there was some madman yes trip down town Billy I mean he hey need to go drank him something some heavy meal or something yo hey get him some water or something he needs something stomach to push up I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead I cut the thing I'm gonna go check on him really quick and see what he needs I'll be right back here next my eyes so that's birdie and Dyna make sure you wash your hands off don't take a piss I'll do it I swear to God yeah okay so uh hey Mark do you know what it feels like you have something like sticking to your eye that's burning you don't pull don't pull on your eye just like flush it out oh you're out you're Peter now don't put your peepee don't touch her dudes IP I did that one time I was playing with a pepper and I forgot I forgot that I played with the pepper and I went took a piss and it was horrible let's play with a pepper I had pepper pecker getting a bar so like this fire Irish Springer's no no for me let's communicate with a chant I don't touch your butthole then finger that's what you do I agree with Andy you got to touch your butthole really well with your peppered finger and make your bullshit bins you cans laughing his ass off that's what's good balance heavily drunken pet mark podcast you fucking oh my god okay so I oh I took the bag of puke I took the back of puke and ran it outside and threw it in the garbage can and and like he's in the bathroom down the hallway like I hear him like ralphing oh shit hold on okay well okay he's gonna check on Billy again so it says Jack off of the pepper fingers chances job what does this pip my reviews mortal engines the fuck that is hey what man sheep you pickles in your house yeah but they're spicy hold on what hold on all right all right quick like bitty bite em yeah I'm feeling better now it's more my stomach yeah look at him oh man he's breaking out there's blood in it oh well maybe we could end it no yeah no I should go to the emergency room it might not be blood it might just be hot sauce there's hot sauce in I I would rather Billy go to the hospital than any fuck No Oh snorting there's no wait I have a fucking altar there's like there's like hot sauce in my snort oh now I will hear priest I took like three times as much as I did last time didn't do much preaching I'm still willing to participate button that all going to preach if you are going to an island which is full of cannibals and under no circumstances tell them you are ciao what about the North Sentinel island dick face like because it it's a two second Google search on North Sentinel island and you know not to go there and a bunch of people were arrested for it so before Billy projectile-vomited neon-green vomit out of his bodies you get rid of the vomit yeah I threw it away good boy ran it outside threw it in the garbage I was on it this is a paper bag I was worried it was gonna fall like my socks got all wet cuz it's rainy outside so I like I took those up so we have a fifty dollar goal for the death shot I'm gonna fill mine up all the way the death shot all the way with tequila alright so now I have this shit you could tell I like spicy food though right Billy because I'm already recovered from day you had like I'll do a fifth my I had my entire finger was covered did you not see what I had on that post it don't force you to take that shit I didn't force me I just saying you recovered because you didn't just I wouldn't throw up from it though if anything I was you did you did about half as much as I did the first time I did about three times as much as I did the first time that's just cuz my finger is half the size of you're just saying I cover my shrimpie dude Oh God and they feel better yeah are you gonna are you gonna touch if we get three hundred fifty seven dollars are you gonna top the shot off with three fifty seven like at three fifty seven well I'm gonna drop a drop shot on a 357 in the shot sure if we get to 357 I think we'll get 50 yes he was buried in gravy I love this guy thanks for watching bye bye subscribe share I didn't follow that video at all I had no idea what he said he was telling a shit joke okay this is a secular argument against abortion I think that abortion is one of the more important moral issues going on today and about abortion as far as I'm concerned is you know I think is a vastly more important issue the fact that you have all of this technical equipment in your background yet you can't place a microphone properly it's a little sure dude you got the alligator clip just put it like on your shoulder or something not fucking string off your chest like a sternum mic it's sort of perfect now I am NOT a religious believer to recording like I don't really believe in the notion of an immortal soul I certainly don't believe in God you would think I don't need that we have some is um some kind of spirit that is hard to pin down and to quantify but like I say I don't believe that it will transcend our mortal existence and yet I do believe that abortion is wrong I think it's murder quite frankly and this is an argument about that issue it's my argument so it's towards the correlation I mean you can be not Christian and not religious and still think abortion is wrong because you're a man that wasn't for my one of the right is that life is valuable because of consciousness consciousness the subjective experience of reality we can't define it really like an Ralph's scream for me no man I was spitting up in the toilet and it was like blood-red oh but I don't mean when I saw ya well no cuz it was green on camera and then when I went in the bathroom I think it's from all the horking that my throat was doing I think I like coughed up some like some some throat muscle or something you throat loss no throat muscle man you've lost throat muscle it was like some blood I mean great lines of trying she's right though various and even unable to do so but just because you can't define something with any kind of precision doesn't mean it doesn't exist there are lots of natural phenomena that leg like hey I'm going back like five brain five frames by five frames on this anyway I started that fucking up on me is that on your Enders and on my end everything's fine on my end yeah everything that was fine to me taken centuries to be everything's found meant everything freezes it's probably just the fact that I live in the middle of fucking nowhere and it's winter so whatever go like on our side you're on time with everything into articulate and pin down and define but that doesn't mean that they didn't resist no right right consciousness really ran I think that it is the most valuable thing because it's through consciousness that we experience the reality around us and therefore in a secular in a non-religious kind of morality consciousness is the the the good thing that we want to maximize now isn't it now of course we can't define between other states of consciousness and lower states of really yeah you look like you gave birth a few minutes ago I think I did this by still you sit down a self baby saw still yes could I'm losing a decent amount of the conversation is there any way I could like just leave it come back call you back yeah I think you can just join again like leave and come back but that's all you gotta do I've been doing another night alright now I'll try that alright I'm just gonna take this shot right now in honor of you Cheers yeah honor abilities death sweet boy honoring little bit oh I'm gonna take a shot at coca-cola zero from young bill fridge oh my dude what is wrong with you dude were not no dude you should go to the hospital you're breaking out you look like wow those are just hives he's got a little bit of hi he's just breaking out because even hives normally fucking hide Steve hives closing up or anything I what's it gonna take for you to go to the hospital your nose to fall the fuck out of the middle the studio this happens a lot when I vomit the blood vessel on my face fucking pop from from vomiting we were saying st. Ives let me ask you a question are you easy to split blood like like you know if you you always spit up blood I know a lot of people I don't always spit up blood but obviously I'm spitting up blood right now because I fucked up my throat EDA knows I know some people who I mean just had ter little cells and I thought every time they vomit I mean you know I've got throat problems so I'll pick up heat what a lot yeah I don't piss blood a lot but uh I obviously needed to get that out of my system my body needed to reject it and I would never make fun of your problem he some people do with me because I was punched in my fucking vocal don't care oh I'm so those are this garbage pit muck I'm just glad you weren't punched in the heart I just meant what's the worst nutshot you've ever taken pimp Oh God all right shakin high heels whoa Billy and I was on the ground and she stabbed me with her high heels I'm just dying around now it's your time to shine just cut a promo on pin monk here we go you see cuz you gotta punch the throat you could just talk any way you want to talk I told you god damn it I drink all the hot sauce I killed myself for you pitler this is my funeral you gotta do oh damn what do I do what we're supposed to do I'm over here done yeah you're dead I don't want to be picking on pimp monk and what pick on pimpy 187 on 180 know what a motherfucking cock three was it was the hostiles call 387 357 357 then fucked up his throat yeah yeah my throats bleeding a BAM wants me to rap is that was that what you wanted me to rap yeah okay let's go let's do throat bleeding rap are you sure now do it let's do it I dunno what I'm out of it oh shit sorry yeah I just died a little bit earlier but now we're gonna freestyle if you don't want to you can't mean I didn't know that's what was happening I just heard the beat he said cut a promo on pit monster I was about to cut a promo why man my beat was going and I'm like am I supposed to cut a wrestling promo there's a beat going on rap wrestling promo see that's not you say from a freestyle rap on pimp uncle battle no put my dick inside your pussy how I got big chunks of fucking titties off my foot while I get my dick sucked out of money cuz the pussy bloody Billy bridges buddy I love what we said but what is it still burning a little bit a little bit no I'm lightheaded and my throat's like gone I imagine this is what a girl feels like after she just got done with like a 40-man gangbang she's got to feel this level of gross you know what let me show you this my this is crazy pain 93 and right now you're watching a little crazy pain or 93 how I call this is Shane Dawson crazy pain 93 wait a second this is it's where did egghead get that t-shirt well maybe one of my videos a higher up though let's listen to his answer I don't my a family of making family has a film company called stupid coffee productions and makes family westerns and it's kinda like the old John Wayne movie type kind of like family making the Austin movies no shooting at all like single stuff in it no point at all hold on hold on let them talk some good ol Weston action movie and I grew up with that I've rope as I grew up acting in one those movies and sorry until we were making our fifth movie cactus Creek where I wanted to branch off and do my own stuff thank God for YouTube I was able to do that so I got my money laptop which is my mom's laptop now and I started making a video and my first ever crazy pay 93 video was called pissed off and it was it was caught oh it's about rants about it was basically coming a little funny skit about what made me mad in my life and his face is just branched off from there I have a Mac computer now which I do all my editing on edit sometimes on iMovie and Final Cut Pro and now that's a pro we're crazy and I use three comes into play Final Cut is the shit though videos on my youtube channel and so like 2000 I've been on there for two years now I have over three hundred and twelve Shane Dawson that was the best name fucking never ashamed awesome Shane Dawson he has a like Julius Caesar hairstyle videos now so you could have gone back to that perfect screenshot with if you moved me out of the fuck fuck face gear and they just had him he looked like he was begging and the the status or the goal was at zero it would have been fucking great anybody recording this go ahead and do this I'm going on and on and on I feel like I'm on like like you're on something right now yeah maybe you're on pepper wolfy I think my body might have released all of its uh it might have released all of its solar dopamine yeah a radula serotonin dopamine or the fuckin tofu me Sara told me I think it were released at all because I think I was that close to death that it flushed it out in my system to try and save my life trying to get me through this drama does it happens it happens that's how it happens when you get in a traumatic experience I really releases though I've never vomited from spicy before I knew it I did is that your first time I don't know I think from spicy I think a people that is not working like a big like bus you'll find your forehead puked up some chalupas one day but they weren't really spicy just it's under you still sweating man Billy bro bro let me get them LOX though man so one of the chat really wants you to take benadryl box and give me a wig 93 crazy very crazy pain thank you to my grandfather and that I was born in the year of 1993 so I combined every single thing of that me being crazy me with my rolling pain in 93 and yeah there you go that's what I have as well as crazy pain 93 comes from Oh God it's cringy hearts so i cuz i'm crazy and my bill babies pays take my grandfather he's cringy cringy pain 93 love making these types of videos I love getting behind the camera doing whatever some sort of crazy schemes and whatever and I love to just compile all the footage that's on here someone said God it's like he's not used to his own skin that is dead-on yes dead-on again it's not comfortable in his own skin at all this throw onto my computer yeah it's true yeah can we start a hashtag break out of your shell egghead break out of your own skin egghead it's so freakin a wonderful you got a crack couple eggheads for you make an omelet what do you like most about I would have to say the editing or the directing part of it his most fun and I've been definitely I think but mostly the directing and editing part of it because well you did a horrible job with all those times crazy I can act yet I'm saying your friend but uh yeah I love getting behind the camera I mean the video the by the killer I was behind the camera most of the frickin video I was behind the camera because I was the one who's directing and I was the one who base it was behind the scenes of it also and then it goes on to editing and it basically put it on there it's shit I'm like actually starting to get worried now I am that ones to a college for filming and it's believe it or not it's called k/d college shot and it has three courses in it off acting course musical course I want to see a good musical motion picture production course and I'm in the motions of college Trapani a head on of course just a pause button okay thank you dig was that big yeah uh fuck you egghead deposit high-quality yeah that's that that's it quality so we're very well together oh my god just talk about like basically what we're in we're like talking about movies here we're all big fan of movies in here yeah big fan of movies right talk about this so we just like agree on so many levels we disagree on some parts too and we just feel on so well we're all students we don't know shit laugh we joke we get together like we know things and I can tell that these guys are gonna be ending up why we one of my best friends well hold on hold on I know where he got that shirt Joe someone someone went to a recruiter got that shitty t-shirt and gave it to him I know it an army security monitor lizzard your gear the Sherlock Holmes of Vogon military apparel you fucking nailed it nailed it bro somebody must've got it for the military apparel store hold on hold on oh here's definitely more my services action dies for a ps4 console and with the camera donate any amount of money I'll do a shot just so I can get through this segment they're shot in there I'm looking at that goal all right if anyone all right I'm gonna do it I'm not afraid Billy I'm not afraid do it Ben I'm not I'm not afraid at all all right has your back man here's my shot glass I'm gonna take this hot sauce I'm gonna fill up the bottom of the shotgun shot with hot sauce like that no fuck you and if the goal gets met the $50 goal I will take this whole shot of this button you're gonna do Fanny Ben you're gonna fucking puke I think I think is actually kind of tasty I mean it doesn't it does burn the fuck out of you hey Ben yeah I don't know if you can really see it but what is that oh it's it's up to the tip up to the rim shot of whiskey any any goal that you reach I'll do a shot of with rim shot on the gold rim jorb to the brim let's watch Christine fucking Chandler piss me off yeah I did not mean to offend a bye bye there I thought it was a nice offer you know a whole lot of work for value that you'd already a little bit more I do it sort of it would come through fun water in here with me I'm just gonna drink it and if I have to leave the room I just you probably gotta go Cheers oh god no you don't have a puke bucket either now now you're both gonna die who's gonna run the show I know it's pretty tasty oh fuck you you have someone your lip your lips about to burn dude I'd be a does burn yeah it does I don't have any water in here with me there's my I brought bottles of water big ones so yeah oh my god Christ in the retail fire of the items I don't really understand what was so off-putting with that but I do apologize for offending everybody hate is nothing I would also like to apologize right now to every male and people with Asperger's who I have drink then drink oh shit a little late to the party you're gonna have some tequila to wash it down with oh man oh are you gonna puke yo okay the bed cuz I had a nice little people I just got a question where the float didn't he'd get that fucking shirt J max I was just wondering how could I get get a t-shirt like that very limited edition though there's potato head I don't know how to like characterize where's Janet wait is that cane like he's a person is that khane why is he wearing egghead shirt shouldn't you be wearing a suit Oh Ben's about halfway through that 1.5 liter bottle of water oh my god I'm surprised I'm still wearing this fucking body armor it looks good elation but thanks not your fault it's not your problem it's my problem and Mayo's it's I don't blame that's just me it's not any of you alright so I'm very sorry about all the people with Asperger's people will that was the last time we ever saw Ben yeah Ben's dead no so I guess this is turned to a 24-hour show or someone has to turn the computers goes on how forever walk away I don't know how to stop the stream yeah rolling yeah I guess why not I guess it's just gonna be a Wallace stream if anybody's watching and they have you know money burn in their pocket by all means go to any veteran web site and donate donate to the VA donate to like 22 a day calm it's 21 to help us help veterans not commit suicide absolutely please like the last thing I want to it's a it's a motherfucker to lose somebody in combat right and I've experienced that and I know people who have experienced that way way more tragically than I have so it's really important for us to be like hey man it's okay I have some you know somebody to talk to you know some one of the chance that the Patriot I guess looks like if David our kids fuck Tom Cruise see it holy shit I maybe you got a bit of idea with our kids it's a deathmatch I don't have Tom Cruise's Center tooth though it doesn't have to be I mean just a character of the grin it's very Tom Cruise let's see what Christine Chandler is gonna say now repairs okay to Harry Potter's okay to guys where you disagree agree what do you think so far okay very controversial but I would say yes it's okay to Wow all right you pit monk do you think Harry Potter is okay to know which crisis Oh Harry Potter everyone Christmas Dylan I'm feeling pretty bad oh man yeah I'm feeling better than I was five minutes ago but I'm still feeling pretty good look a little better honestly your your colors coming back you know yo Billy it's a matter of chemistry you dig so like when you ingest certain things like capsaicin you got to neutralize it which means you got to bring the pH level to 7 7 is pure water yeah Dave so like if you ingest anything above 7 it's gonna give you a more bitter taste and then if you inject no no sweet taste and if you ingest anything on a acidic level so like below a 7 you're gonna get a more bitter taste so like you need to make sure that that level neutralizes to a 7 so when it goes into your stomach it needs to be at a 7 rather than a 3 which is what capsaicin would be so I should have eaten it off of a post-it note is what you're saying oh no that was pretty fucking sweet he did that that wasn't cool you ever do acid off of like a stamp or someone puts the acid on the back of a stamp and you look the stamp and you get fuckin high off acid I haven't either okay okay don't worry head much against him except that he was in competition with Pokemon so many years ago but that's a whole from playing right there hold on yeah he got a 3d printed sonichu is that a sonichu they're like yeah yeah makes my legs of his stuff to sell and he actually if he didn't piss away his money he'd make pretty good money yeah if she'd Bible shit just stacked up in her fucking room let's look at that name Christian but some people love me I'm sorry Christine's house is full of like Legos and dump shit and then he makes videos like I'm gonna lose my house like well stop spending thousands of dollars on Legos well let's let's hold on and you know divert from that a little bit he made a sauna too where did he get this on at you so if he's like getting these characters because this is a character he created in his mind it's not like something he ordered well everything every character ever was created in somebody's mind right nobody was just like hey this character existed I guess like fictional characters I mean I guess I guess like the president United States of America is a character that wasn't created in somebody's mind there's no mind involved with him I feel a man my lips are on fire yeah yeah most of this got caught in the back of my throat this time around last time my lips were burning like crazy I chucked it in the back with the post-it note that's why I think I was working and coughing because I just got like a straight shot to the back of the throat if you meet the 200 dollar goal will you comment on how your butthole feels tomorrow I was surprised how by butthole didn't hurt after the last time around I thought for sure that my ball hole was going to be destroyed and it didn't like I had like no heat complication of spicy complications you should record your shit tomorrow oh my god especially when to lie to you with a modern touch screen phone y'all must have a spent at least $1.00 on impulse on your App Store games and whatever I mean no but I mean we're all guilty of them doing something as sexy search right there but yeah I mean yes seriously though I do mean no offense to anybody whatsoever unknown and I say well I still but the offers still open you know as long as I received the console on the camera before preferably there before or on my birthday which is the 24th of February this year do you think people would buy tickets to a law Kaukonen I will definitely go through on that I mean I pit issuing a voucher because I can't pop kedo copy people's minds on what they want and this way they get to pick and choose from the store and for what they want in exchange we just invite all our favorite walks out the goal giving people given the person who gives me the gift you know I'm sorry good intentions are very seriously okay I don't get it I'm sorry anyway thank you all for your continued support and all that have a good safe Negro Christian sweetheart Thank You Christine thank you for being such a sweetheart Harry Potter is OK these are all these are all things Christian believes and Christine Chandler is a fucking Saint I do you ever get the feeling that you're being trolled how about being trolled by witches well let's just jump back to be on the insulin now for quite a while and you see they're using this this motherfucker pisses me off when I hear his voice he actually aggravates me I yeah I like was level with him on the this the Cyprus thing that you played a while back but at the same time this dude just aggravates me because he's so right factually but he's so wrong everywhere else in his facts recited symbolisms arrived at a place right say you know they're trawling that something give out there right I've got to do some hand you know I've reached new heights the previous fight was to say that you know God doesn't exist and keep coming all about it and if you disagree then you would receive threats of violence death threats documents drop so be slandered on the internet etc etc etc you've experienced yourselves I don't need to prove that I know hey they've been a bit little bored senseless with it we've gone to a new level yes I got a I got a question for you guys so like actually for anyone here who isn't me you guys have a more than like 100 people following you so you you know you get those little specks of pepper in the salt you did like does that raise that what does that mean or is that I don't I don't know what that means do any of you get like death threats yeah yet surprisingly oh actually no it's not sure I have on Instagram I mean we've all gotten I before he threatens to kill me every fucking day so you're not immune to this I don't I don't understand this dude's connection like why does he under he's a bullshit artist you got specs on the pepper though existing anymore they found that one now we don't exist now wait don't example we don't exist well if God didn't exist we wouldn't exist anyway would wake ba ha yeah now they're telling us that we've done exist and remember we were made in the image of God broads like that I think we're being trolled by which is here and that there's witchcraft and hypnosis going on and I'll just show you this video in a second but I'm still jumping to see this most of all God sorry about the way is my mouth hold the same oh I suck dick through oh look because God loves sucking dick apparently to say why is my breathing hole let's say I'm sorry food the Swiss Army knife of sexual organs you can eat with it you talk with it you can whistle with it you can fucking wet and stamp with it you can suck a dick with it it's a fucking Swiss Army knife right in the middle of your face so many options yeah yeah you can hot sauce with it so cool strong fields and in the so nothing is real so you know nothing to get hung about and there's always twinkly music going on in the background everything and the song is allegedly about LSD and it was there were tablets got dude armor I know what you're talking about now my stomach feels about like it's about to fucking poop fire yeah I feel like me puking probably help me did it hurt coming I thought about making myself puke just to stop this yeah dude my stomach feels like a nuclear explosion you're gonna feel it in your intestine soon yeah burning or like indigestion gives you some ice cream indigestion it feels like someone took a fucking dagger and stabbed me in the stomach yeah is what it feels like yeah I'm the same thing buddy and fellas going round the smiley face on it was actually oh but now some disk a little smiley some this is a polygon yeah and also Strawberry Fields if you look at so the refers to laser fields forever did I hear Billy as a racist anus it's not true my anus welcomes all races okay it's not racist wait it's mine is you mean nevermind if look at them in in in all the world V and funding they both are yes in the effort the same so if you looked in that context these 2's uses in it so it's a it's like SS and the Nazis use that over Kagan's and the the the s symbol is a symbol for Secor salt which means Sun the novel is route Hagen's Sun Sun so I didn't Hitler try and use like propaganda that they were killing the Jews because of their hand in killing Jesus Christ it wasn't that propagated through through their their domination of the Jewish were I mean Germany in general was just a predominantly Christian nation yeah the night of apollyon let's move on and have a look at this here I personally think that my personal opinion that this hypnosis going on on this video here on the ITV breakfast over David like here where they seem to be taking a yeah about this penny is Syria to me I can't quite put my finger on it but he wasn't making me very angry right he's pompous he thinks he knows what he's talking about he doesn't bother fucking he's not apologetic with any of it he's everything he says is a fact he reiterates that it's obviously a fact and we were made because we know the exercise sumbitch he found on the street and then he let her go with a bunch of people that had demons yeah I got I don't I don't like him we made eye contact immediately now Satanism filming yourself while you're like filming a YouTube video like why are you filming a YouTube video from a camera it's 2,000 background team don't you have stream labs oh yes through the drones oh you know damn I mean if you don't watch with the drunken peasants it even works better and you can provide better content yeah through this this program and guerrilla $1.99 could be in the corner and we can actually see what the fuck he's talking cata me record is only five dollars and I'm the enemy rector is a magic card name I wonder if he plays magic cards sorry I just wanted to finish my diatribe but yeah everything is okay yes what what scream our loser is saying is you can download the scary labs DVD Stream labs DPA OBS through our link and help us with our show and help yourself with your show at the same time oh yeah yeah oh my god but I don't know where Ben went I'm little worried for you watch it dies they'd be able to die cuz I think he just kind of go off somewhere to be alone I think I I think he took considerable larger amount than I did on that second shot that he did so I'm a little worried about his throat means you know paranormal weekend in the woods but our in Greek means instead of instead of normal so this is their abnormal weekend if you like and of course on the abnormal weekend who would they have baby though honeyBun videos I have no idea what Ben has queued up literally Beth Ben's gone Ben's gone this is the show right now guys it's us looking at fuckin Gregory 1:9 look at fuckin Richard Branson this is the show gonna stare down with them yeah we're having a start out with him having a stare down Brandon doesn't look with scuffs Richard Branson Richard Branson I this is really comfortable Ben's back the shows the show's back guys hi Ben we save the show guys the show's not back Ben is back yeah it takes pride applies there and so let's just have a quick listen there and then I'll show you what I think is hypnosis gun on the background fine oh my god yeah 48 minutes later we're fine gonna see the evidence of hypnosis let's see what it is very good after all that build-up know you know you know you know it's gonna be bullshit when he says he has some sort of fucking video proof and it takes him 45 minutes to explain it because then when it comes on if you've watched that long you're willing to believe any fucking thing this guy says anyways cuz you're fucking stupid for watching this fucking loan we're pretty stupid for watching this fucking law but we were drinking hot sauce and sucking each other's fucking nipples you say the background video piece these little windows here there's white lights in it they're waving around okay and they keep waving around as they like explains how we do not exist yeah of course the dramatic effect holy had even dramatic that's just a design it's a set design they have screens back there so you let it move it's basic and shit if anybody knows anything about video production at all its if you don't have action you create it so those like wavy actions are just actions because they don't have anybody doing anything it's not hypnotized Asian guys I mean it's fucking the five senses decode the ears the classic but it's the same for order they decode wave for information why is it the five senses turn that information from wave form into electrical information same information different form which is communicated to the brain so for instance if I thank my okay I'm gonna make I'm gonna explain this to everyone so that they have an understanding energy can be transferred into different kinds of energy to create or to complete a purpose so let's put that into perspective so a train with say a mile-long trail has to provide X amount of you know four people are asking us to kick you okay I just want to know what this has to do with eggheads shirt yeah what's the font which one of the trains is loaded with eggheads t-shirts that's what I dunno so cuz that's the one I want to run off the track and we'll save the other train that's when it comes down to is a be the one without eggheads t-shirts on all right sorry security monitor lizard hold on hello he's mostly here we go make your point diesel train stops and transferring the forward momentum into electoral energy that's transferred to a copper plate it's that throw out the forward momentum and heat energy from the train so that's pretty fucking cool I don't know where it was because you put this for fucking second you know what manaman on doo-doo-doo ma-na-ma-na doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo ma-na ma-na ma-na welcome I just want to contribute man you did a lot it's all so you have created a meme that will last and that I can thank you for the shirt meme I love it egghead shirt somebody Photoshop Kane in a suit or an egghead shirt please yes please and then print design our own fucking egghead shirt and then we'll put it on the shirt I know or dine our is correct dine or dine our sorry i i've been around since the you know no bullshit podcast oh yes yeah no is a thing though right I live in Washington Heights Elmen some what's your point I mispronounce things all the time on purpose to fucking trigger people 9 hours won't you do the British thing to piss people off or does that really just how you speak oh I think I'd it's the only British thing he says Christian what yeah no no it's like when you ask a question you like raise your reflection and British person hey you think it's Sarah Michelle Gellar all I say like floors gonna sarah michelle gellar that's how i pronounce her name it's so small I know I know what love is Sarah Michelle Gellar some gated reverb y'all ready for some gated reverb maybe please I mean we don't have to show tonight ya know after show yeah I don't think we're gonna do a post show tonight cuz we're doing probably a longer show now right yeah I don't know we ain't that fucking hot my face has finally stopped burning yeah you're like stomach is kickin though right oh no my stomach is better now do it was I had to go like swish milk yeah I to rub milk on my entire face facial interracial facial alright let's get into individual situation situations rock on wrecking tag-team what the manatee sprig situation alright everyone's cool hello ladies and gentlemen my name is Brett King legalities radio.com my name's Tom slash Freddie Mowgli don't and also feel like supporting on my channel you don't become a patron or do a one-time donation DI PayPal VI you didn't say via he says VI VI VI cybernated unicorns coexisted with humans according to new DNA research and manatees bred with humans all right I got it I got a boot yet you getting wine you can't booted you get booted all right you were on long enough anyway to take an atheist I remember making Sun of the Bible because it had c-max in several references to unicorns as well as other creatures that I deemed is mystical there are still non-believers out today who have very popular videos where they attacked the Bible because the Bible talks about very unusual creatures that they don't think possibly could have existed sure most of us religious an atheists are like we accept the idea that millions of years ago there were extremely enormous creatures and what some would refer to as monsters today of basic manatees no that's I miss the idea of humans walking around with the spectacular extraordinary creatures well that was just too much for the skeptic community to he's never used that term skeptic community will be in their camp right flagged and boxed everyone the Jeff holler guy I will for c'mon I'm not such a wise and fuckin disgusting fucking pedophile Leslie I had a hard time accepting it as well as an atheist and even whenever I became religious I had a hard time accepting that these ancient tomes written by men and women thousands of years ago claimed his personal experiences was just too much for me to absorb but then here we find that science comes along and does what it tends to do it climbs the hill and meets theology on the other side Siberian unicorns coexisted with humans according to new DNA research isn't that fascinating a lot of us out there we think we're what what is this source woolly mammoths existed with fucking humans a Siberian rhinoceros with us unicorns yeah it's at rhinoceros the Ice Age rhinoceros known as the Siberian unicorn it's a rhinoceros with a horn called the Siberian unicorn because he has one horn rhinoceros today have multiple horns on their fucking head and still exists a horn a single horn Siberian rhinoceros called the Siberian unicorn it's not something strange to exist woolly mammoths exist and they were fucking pretty fuck cool to have humans of Oya members running around suck each other's fuck debts like that's cool this is cool right but it's not some sign that God invented fucking unicorns and Pinkie Pie is out here sticking her fucking happy trail inside Twilight Sparkle's mouth it's not intelligent Angus o world and reality figured out and then science comes along and slaps us right in the damn mouth and tells us to shut the hell up sit down and learn something the Ice Age rhinoceros known as the Siberian unicorn due to its enormous single horn was thought to have gone extinct of the few hundred thousand years ago however new research published in Nature ecology ecology who knows see I'm so damn dumb I can't even pronounce certain special words my guy someone knows and evolution shows has survived until at least thirty nine thousand years ago meaning the giant lived alongside humans I notice it only got 15 likes if it had been a report about Kim Kardashian or my little pony I am sure that the atheists and religious community would have showed it was a repost from something you know got more alliance why does anybody care here's the creek you're right you can see this isn't magnificent it's like a damn Buffalo what hate is with a magnificent Oscar his head hairy rhinoceros with a big old horn growing out of his head you know I got to thinking one time to myself why would it be so difficult if let's say that there was such horse you know there have some manatees with unicorns they call them nor whales yeah he's like a narwhal and I'm thinking once you know one time a man in Narwhal coexisted and I was my mom and dad isn't he the nor Walter Keith in our well he was my daddy and he had sex with my mommy and now I'm magnificent magnificent that was magical and had a horn growing out of its head why would that be so weird if we were to accept that the earth is 4.5 billion years old and that the universe is quadruple that within the trillions why would we have a hard time believing that sometime in evolution there was some mutation or horse did in fact have a horn come out of its head a big point like this fella right here look I'm I'm all for this theory actually Milo unicorn is real it's a cannon in the Bible Brett Keane is correct Jesus and Pinkie Pie walk the earth together hand in hand tongue in tongue big fan because there's not this person either this is fucking proof Brett Kane I think you should be able to name the fucking species himself because he discovered it so Oh pick up the phone if it can happen I remember watching that at like 2:00 in the morning yeah if you were i L now back before there was porn on the internet people would just watch TV and at like 2:00 a.m. they'd start running the one I know then you could talk to like a girl that sounded hot but could have weighed like 500 pounds she could have been hot I'm sure they were making enough money but I dude you can't cut it with bank of code ability could have been a guy like how I was that baby is Mallory and I'm head of touch' Becker but he won't go to me I remember watching a Donahue poster when I was a kid they brought out this dude with big ol fat deer the beard he sent it just like a woman when he thought he did the sex lines yeah well that's brilliant hustle yeah the hustles real I mean it happens today I bet you I bet you somebody watching right now has been catfished by a man and talked on the phone like no I talked to the foam with him couldn't could have been good to been a girl and I bet you that person here today is named Billy the frig Indian elephant and horns on all types of creatures that exist nowadays why couldn't have there been some kind of creature out there with a horn and why would it be so hard to believe that there were folks out there who believed that that specific animal had some kind of essence or magic about it or some kind of special ability or it seemed like any time the unicorn was around strange things happened maybe good things maybe some people back in the day whenever they walked with this unicorn thought that it had some kind of magical properties about it that it was special with me maybe because of its unusual form or its behavior you notes let's take a look some more stuff ABC news which I usually don't give any kind of integrity or credibility to says a mysterious giant species of rhinoceros named the Siberian unicorn due to its enormous single horn survived in Russia until 36,000 years ago yet many of the species that shared its habitat lists still survived today here's why so they're gonna explain to us why we don't get to see the the hairy unicorn anymore but why is it we see a lot of other creatures I figure it's because the hairy creature didn't have much luck and survived and it was a big animal he required more food my wife yada yada yada and is completely carved out or the environment just didn't give enough resources for it anymore or it got blasted with a meteorite you're learning on the inside you know like you guess the I guess the unicorn didn't have a wife like darn to make a mac and shame put chili that's why I died he's hungry that's why forever I got doors I got a unit or unit like now the unicorns unicorn the Siberian unicorn was a true icing giant and twice as much as a modern Rhino now the first ever dating of the ancient rhinos fossils show it survive bring back pickle bro bring back pickle bro where'd you get this shot ever no where did you get the show it's until at least 39,000 years ago there he is again or she lacks really so fine I can't see the underside this gingerbread my little brownie but all right so we got nature echo Evo outside a pie pie make a lot of sandwich meat are that thing my little Bologna ha ha we got the meaty early-mid shit well that's something else admit it Russia Kazakhstan Mongolia northern China what if a couple of these fucking things actually exists in like on in areas where we wouldn't like really go because we haven't mapped all the fucking tundra right the fucking Artic Tundra and shit out that way do you think there are people that believe that mammoths are still around they found some amis that were so well preserved in the ice that they're they're able to like yeah get their DNA and shit and might bring them back too I really hope they clone them dude that would be fucking awesome just not just with mam it's like why stop there like we have specimens surely from all kinds of species that are now going to sting have you not seen Jurassic Park Marshall Manson do not understand what happens I mean no I have not Andres oh my god that's why you're saying we should clone these fucking things I've never seen dressing yeah I've seen like the beginning it always ends poorly it changed wiped up the Siberian Unicorn but yeah mammoth steak would make it worthwhile if we didn't have them in a zoo if we just made the mammoths to eat them what and I lost sound I don't hear them I hear head soon yeah it's just me and you man